Society: Every girl is beautiful.
Fat girls: Really?
Skinny girls: Really?
Curvy girls: Really?
Scene girls: Really?
Preppy girls: Really?
White girls: Really?
Black girls: Really?
Society: Wait let me be more specific
Society: You need to have boobs the size of Canada, an ass that will put Nicki Minaj to shame, perfect porcelain skin with nary a single blemish, straight white teeth that will blind somebody that looks at them without sunglasses, hair that is thick and flows like a waterfall made of rainbows and unicorn tears, eyelashes that will touch your forehead and look natural doing it, soft hairless skin, and a smolder that will fry a chicken in a basket. You also have to be a size 00 because guys love it when they can see your ribcage.
Girls:
Society:
Girls:
Society:
Girls:
Society: Why is everybody getting depressed all of a sudden?
When im on my period.
Me: You're annoying me.
Me: Go away.
Me: Leave me alone you're making me suicidal.
Me: Im gonna kick the shit out of you.
Me: No uterus, no opinion.
Me: FUCK THE WORLD.
Me: Why was I even born?
Me: This is practically abuse.
Me: WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS TORTURE?
Me: I've never seen so much blood in my whole life.
Me: Im surprised I haven't died from severe blood loss.
Me: You touch me and I won't be responsible for my actions.
Me: FUCK YOU.
Me: Whatever I hate you anyway.
Me: I have never wanted chocolate so much in my entire life.
Me: I feel like im starving to death, where's the food?
My thoughts while lurking through Facebook
Me: what the fuck
Me: seriously?, you're like 5 years old.
Me: slut
Me: whore
Me: "oh watch out, we have a bad ass over here"
Me: shut up, your boyfriend left you because you're a whore
Me: stfu you attention seeker
Me: bitch you ain't clever, you got that from tumblr
Me: PUT YOUR BOOBS BACK IN YOUR SHIRT GIRL!
Me: no one cares
Me: Do i even know you?
Me: You're annoying, no one cares what you are eating
Me: Stop posing like that.
Me: thanks for inviting me, you bitch.
Me: I hate you all
